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Dad, “Arent you Disney stored out?” Daughter, “No we are not!!”

- @JenTucker
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Mom:Wheres everybody? Kid:I think they died.

- @EloraDisney
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“This is probably one of only a few places where a woman with a sword in her bag wont draw much attention”

- @onetake
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(in line for Haunted Mansion) “there might be some good cheese at the end of this maze!”

- @onetake
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my friend–”Welcome to Disneyland! Population: EVERYONE!”

- @ensamblegeek
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