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At Award Wieners: ‘Look! They have Portable Mushroom Phillys!’

- @theericschuman
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"I’ve never heard of this TRON business, Jeff Bridges who?" girlfriend to her boyfriend waiting for sneak preview at DCA

- @jasontucker
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CM: Mickey and Minnie need a 15 min cheese break. Guy: why? CM: because that’s what they eat!

- @BhappyLove
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at DCA exit. cm: "hand stamps to return." lady: "No thanks. I don’t want to return to this California sh*t hole."

- @artimus
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