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my dad: "if i’m driving 45 miles i am getting a corndog."

- @hayleythehatter
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CM on back of tram: "These trams are headed to DL, DCA & DTD District" Guest in line: "Do these trams go to DL?" #stupidity

- @TiggerFan1955
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(son to dad as dad refuses to ride BTM again) “you are ruining my life, Dad…..Please Dad, don’t you see you’re ruining my life.”

- @DisneyGoToGirl
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Bus driver: is anyone celebrating an engagement today? Honeymoon? What about divorce?

- @DaysInThePark
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Guy: “what do you want to do now?” Friends: “sit on a bench.”

- @alisonsyoung
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Every person who picks up a Lotso Hugs bear always checks if they really smell like strawberries.

- @rocketrobby
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