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"this is splash mountain right?" people behind me in line….for splash frigging mountain right

- @WellYoureWrong
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Sitting in the hub one teen 2 another, "oh no #SpaceMountain is closed, it’s covered in scaffolding" that’s the #Matterhorn

- @UrGlitterKidder
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"Did they just say Next stop no underwear?" referring to new orleans square

- @ajt_2002
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Mint Julep Bar: Guest: Can I get 3 "Mint Jubilees" and 3 "Ben-Gays?" CM: 3 Mint Juleps and 3 Beignets? Guest: That’s what I said!

- @alejanconnie
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Friend: It’s Beauty! Me: No, it’s Aurora! Wrong Beauty! Friend: Whatever!

- @alejanconnie
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Girl to her friend on The Little Mermaid "YES! We got the green one! It’s the fastest."

- @JBeeks55
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