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During the parade, Sister 1:"OMG IT’S DOPEY AND THE SEVEN DWARVES!" Sister 2:"Nuh uh! THEY’RE CHRISTMAS GNOMES!"

- @LiloJustTweeted
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Mom to kid watching Christmas parade: "Look! It’s Santa… I think." Husband to wife: "That’s not Santa. That’s Gepetto."

- @rgrrabbit1
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Dad pointing to Jack Skelengton: Dad: Who is that? Mom: That is a scary Christmas guy! Dad: It’s Beetlejuice!

- @Dan_Tasmic
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Guy: Why is Nightmare Before Christmas here, that's not Disney? His friend: Your thinking of Nightmare on Elm Street you dummie

- @TiggerFan1955
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Guy to his friend "It's not even October and we already have Halloween decor. What's next, Christmas in October?"

- @TiggerFan1955
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