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Mom: Do you know why Walt Disney made Disneyland? I know the answer. He was divorced and wanted a place to take his kids!

- @Dan_Tasmic
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Little boy on Disney bus after being told to hold on to the pole: "but what if someone tickles me?"

- @BooToYou7
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"We didn’t come to Disney World to just do Vinylmations!"

- @AxJaxDiz
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Guy: Why is Nightmare Before Christmas here, that's not Disney? His friend: Your thinking of Nightmare on Elm Street you dummie

- @TiggerFan1955
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after riding Star Tours little boy to mom "Is Princess Lea a Disney Princess?"

- @hellodisney
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