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Father to sons exiting Space Mountain: You scream like a little girl! I’m taking away your Man Card!

- @Dan_Tasmic
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In the bathroom at the Polynesian, a father and son duet: "It’s a bright big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day."

- @jasondiffendal
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Father: Let’s go see that new 3d space pirate show Captain EO!

- @LiloJustTweeted
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Boy: We haven’t even gone on any rides! Father: What are you talking about!? We drove here, we got on the escalator, and the tram!

- @LiloJustTweeted
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Father: Why do you get to decide if we go on Space Mountain? Son: Because I’m smarter than the average bear.

- @amandaenchanted
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