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Mom to daughter about BTMRR being closed "sometimes they close it at night"

- @jasontucker
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Mom to daughter: Ask Flynn Rider if he is boxers or briefs? What type of underwear he wears?

- @Dan_Tasmic
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Mom, "Photo op! It’s a photo op!!!" Photo op!!!" Grandma, "What is it?" Mom, "It’s a…car."

- @Chilebob
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Mom to children while walking down Main Street: "Ok so I didn’t decorate the house for christmas, but I took you to Disneyland!"

- @missatiga
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On Pirates- Girl: What’s this ride? Dad: The pirates are going to grab you and put you in the water. Mom: Don’t scare her!

- @rainbowlite
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